Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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