I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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