Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
