Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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