I want to stick my p in your. b.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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