Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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