I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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