I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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