I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
