She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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