So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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