If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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