Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
