The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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