You really coming over, don't trick.
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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