People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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