there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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