You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
do nipples grow back?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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