Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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