dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You ate ashes out of my bong
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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