I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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