dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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