in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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