I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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