he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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