Where did you get a picture of my penis
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I need a beard to bite.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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