Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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