New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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