Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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