I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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