I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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