i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This is my gift to your gina
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
