The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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