Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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