As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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