Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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