you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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