I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
is wine microwaveable?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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