Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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