his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
