Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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