I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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