sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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