I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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