How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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