mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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