Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just want nice things and good sex
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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