i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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