Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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