I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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