She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Congratulations! We have a period
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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