i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
