dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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