no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
