I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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