Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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