just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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