R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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