Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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